Pork Pixel Diagnostic
Find the trust leaks before you send more people to them.
A blunt, practical website audit for small businesses that want more leads — not another vague marketing report full of beige nonsense.
We review what makes your site look outdated, unclear, or hard to trust before you spend more money on ads, SEO, or traffic.
The expensive quiet problem
Your website does not have to be ugly to lose money.
Plenty of websites look “fine” and still quietly murder trust.
The offer is buried. The proof is weak. The page feels dated. The mobile version is doing crimes. The call-to-action is somewhere in witness protection.
And when people do not trust the page, they usually do not send feedback. They just leave and give the next business a shot.
Very polite. Very expensive.
What gets checked
Six places your site can leak trust.
First Impression
What your site says in the first 5 seconds before anyone reads your life story.
Offer Clarity
Whether people instantly understand what you do, who it is for, and why they should care.
Trust Signals
Reviews, proof, photos, credentials, examples, and credibility gaps that make people hesitate.
Mobile Experience
How the site feels where most people are judging you: on a phone, distracted, mildly annoyed.
CTA Path
Whether visitors know what to do next or hunt for the contact button like it owes them money.
Ad Readiness
Whether the page is safe to send paid traffic to, or whether ads will just expose the leak faster.
The report
Not a 37-page PDF stuffed with marketing fog.
You get a clear written breakdown, prioritized by what is most likely to affect trust, leads, and whether the site is ready for paid traffic.
- homepage trust score
- offer clarity notes
- mobile first-impression review
- CTA/contact-path review
- design and brand credibility notes
- SEO/local visibility quick hits
- before-you-run-ads warning list
- top 5 fixes ranked by money impact
- optional Pork Pixel fix plan
Good fit
If your website is starting to feel like a liability.
- your website is older than your current offer
- people visit but do not contact you
- you are thinking about running ads
- competitors look more polished online
- your homepage explains everything except why someone should care
- you want direct feedback before paying for a redesign
Bad fit
Not for the “just tell me it looks great” crowd.
- you only want compliments
- you want free custom design work
- your site is already perfect, allegedly
- you think “we post on Facebook sometimes” counts as a web strategy
How it works
Buy it. Send the details. Get the leaks.
Use the checkout link and grab your spot.
URL, service area, offer, traffic status, and what feels broken.
Trust, UX, SEO, and conversion — not vibes and incense.
Delivered within 2 business days after intake.
Use the report yourself or ask Pork Pixel to clean it up.
Before you buy more traffic, check the landing spot.
Traffic does not fix a weak website. It just lets more people experience the problem faster.
After the audit
Want Pork Pixel to fix the leaks?
After the audit, Pork Pixel can help with homepage rewrite and trust cleanup, landing page rebuilds, website refresh sprints, local SEO improvements, Meta ads landing page prep, or a full website redesign.
The audit tells us whether you need a tune-up, a landing page, or a mercy killing with a rebuild.
FAQ
Questions before the robot cashier takes your money.
Is this a full website redesign?
No. It is a diagnostic audit. You get clear findings and recommended fixes. If you want Pork Pixel to handle the fixes, we can quote that separately.
How long does it take?
Standard delivery is within 2 business days after your intake details are complete.
Do I need to be running ads?
No. But if you are planning to run ads, this is especially useful. Ads amplify whatever your website already is. Sometimes that is good. Sometimes it is a very efficient way to light money on fire.
Will you review SEO too?
Yes, at a practical quick-hit level: page titles, headings, local clarity, content gaps, and obvious search visibility issues. This is not a full technical SEO audit.
What happens after I buy?
After checkout, submit your details at the audit intake page. Once the intake is complete, Pork Pixel delivers the report within 2 business days.
What happens after I get the audit?
You can fix it yourself, hand it to your web person, or ask Pork Pixel to quote the repair work.
Final nudge
Find the leaks. Fix the obvious. Stop guessing.
If your website is quietly costing you trust, more traffic is not the first move. The audit is.